Makes You Kind of Go Hummmm!

Ok, so I am just to darn beat to scrapbook tonight, so instead I blog!!! 



Read these my friends, they are some little thoughts I picked up here and there and gosh darn it they just make sooooo much sense! See what you think and add to the bottom if you would like to add some insight to "UNIVERSAL TRUTHS"!


UNIVERSAL TRUTHS ... nobody wants to admit to.... but many live by! 

1. Children outgrow everything, except their mother's hearts!
2. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #6. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a purse, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 4 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
9. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
10. Bad decisions make great stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

14. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to read that T E X T!
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 
19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. 

22. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.